Step 1: Find someone who lost their official Belle and Sebastian bookmark. Decide to make some shoddy replacements to ease the pain.
Step 2:Find some brown card, a hole punch and pens.
Step 3: Turn down offers to go out and socialise with real life people. Cut out luggage tag shapes, punch holes and loop string through.
Step 4: Find B&S quotes which have a suitable ratio of cute to subtle to catchy. Transcribe in a “jaunty” manner. Wonder why you’re doing this instead of being out dancing.
Step 4: Feel slightly chuffed. Post bookmarks. Accidentally arrive at destination before the post does.